If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made
my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them
i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.”
two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out
did you say yes
DID YOU FUCKING SAY YES
01: When did you first start writing?
02: What was your favorite book growing up?
03: Are you an avid reader?
04: Have you ever thrown a book across the room?
05: Did you take writing courses in school/college?
06: Have you read any writing-advice books?
07: Have you ever been part of a critique group?
08: What’s the best piece of feedback you’ve ever gotten?
09: What’s the worst piece of feedback you’ve ever gotten?
10: What’s your biggest writer pet-peeve?
hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe
There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
I IMAGINED THAT GIF EXACTLY
You and I have said our goodbyes twice now // I’m no happier than I was the first time
MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
All Dates are Official. Movies from Doctor Strange onward are not. This is my speculation to what the upcoming slate of Marvel Studios films will entail, coming off the announcement of the new release dates!
Superhero movies are taking over the world!!!
|1:||A song that makes you feel happy|
|2:||A song that makes you feel sad|
|3:||A song that makes you feel badass|
|4:||A song that makes you feel angry|
|5:||A song that makes you feel in love|
|6:||A song that makes you feel heart broken|
|7:||A song that makes you jump in excitement|
|8:||A song that makes you think about life|
|9:||A song that makes you cry|
|10:||A song you find boring|
|11:||A song you listened to too many times and got sick of it|
|12:||A song you love|
|13:||A song you hate|
|14:||A song that makes you dance|
|15:||A song that makes you sing|
|16:||A song that gets stuck in your head|
|17:||Your favorite song|
|18:||The last song you listened to|
|19:||The song you’re listening to now|
|20:||The first five songs on your ipod|
|21:||The first five songs on your ipod on shuffle|
|22:||A song from your childhood|
|23:||The song you want to die listening to|
|24:||The song you last sang|
|25:||A song that brings up good memories|
|26:||A song that brings up bad memories|
|27:||A song that you can fall asleep to|
|28:||A song that makes you scream when you hear it|
|29:||A song that makes you feel pumped up|
|30:||A song you wish everyone would listen to|
|31:||A song you haven’t heard in a long time|
|32:||A song you can always back to and listen to and fall in love with it all over again|
|33:||A song with a story behind it|
|34:||A song that’s starting to grow on you|
|35:||A song you’re starting to get sick of|
|36:||The song you’ve listened to the most|